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>One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a
>truck.
>
>The truck's driver
made her pull over into a parking lot and get out
>of the car
>
>He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle
on the pavement. He told
>her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
>
>Furious, he went over
to her car and slashed the tires.
>
>The blonde started laughing.
>
>This made the man angrier so
he smashed her windshield.
>
>This time the blonde laughed even harder.
>
>Livid, the man broke all
her windows and keyed her car.
>
>The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks
>her
what's so funny.
>
>The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped
>out of the circle
three times!"
| Dumb Blonde Joke - The Porch |
So, there was this blonde who wanted to buy her husband this REALLY nice gift for Valentine's day. So she decided
to go around the neighborhood, asking them if they had anything that they would want her to do, and she would do it. So the
first house she went to was the Anderson's. She rang their doorbell and said, Hello Mr. Anderson! Sorry to bother you, but
i was wondering if you needed any chores being done, and i would be more the happy to do them for you. You see, I am trying
to raise money for-Enough said , said Mr Anderson. It would be great if you would paint my porch!! there is paint in the garadge!
Mrs.Anderson then said to her husband, do you think she knows that the porch goes all around the house? i mean, that may be
a lot of paint. "Well sure! She was standing on the porch anyway!" Said Mr.Anderson. "it might take a while, but I am sure
we have enough paint!"
In only 20 minutes she came back and said " Im finished!! And there is paint left over."
Mr.
Anderson said, " Did you paint the whole porch?"
Yah. And by the way, ....Thats a Porsche, not a porch.." |
| Dumb Blonde Joke - The Microwave |
| This blonde walks into a hardware store and asks the guy at the cashier,"Can I buy that microwave?" He replies,"No
im sorry we don't sell to blondes." So she goes home and dies her hair green.She goes back and asks" Can I buy that microwave?"
"No im sorry we don't sell to blondes" So goes home and does the same thing with burnette, red, and blue. The last time she
goes in she says "How do you always know who I am?" He replies "Because thats a T.V." |
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