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Did U no kissing is healthy
Bananas are good for peroid pain
Its good to cry
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94% of boys would love it if you sent them
flowers
Lying is actually unhealthy
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
Its actually true, boys DO insult u when they like you!
Its impossible to apply mascara with your
mouth closed!
89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Chocolate will make you feel better! =
Most boys think its cute when you say the
wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not
that u have any
Boys arent worth your tears
We ALL love suprises!!
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
2. Our friends dont say hello to
us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a
week.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5.
We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to
explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under
the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)
9. We
dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like
we know how to dance.
11. Matt, Jared, Leo, Skeet, Brad, Scott, Ben. Need i explain this one?
12. We get yummy
chocolates and flowers from guys
13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
14.
That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even
better.
16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives
in horror flicks.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
19. Even if we are ugly we have
make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are
21. We dont have to wear
tuxedos to the prom.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys
just dont know how much fun those are.
24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there
25. That
special bond we have with our moms-some day
26. We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good
play.
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking Backstreet Boys or N'sync. Well almost nobody
28. Pick up lines.
They're not something we need to practice
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
30.
We give really really good advice
31. On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32.
Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the
least bit silly.
34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls
35. Bevis and Butt-Head arent
36. The coolest,
sweetest songs and poems have been writen about u
37. We dont have to sit on our wallets
38. And our wallets
have a place for change
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
40. Our lives do
not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
42.
Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young
43. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie
44.
Fiona, Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true
46. Our magazines
have Horoscopes.
47. We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans. ( How can that possibly be comfortable?)
48.
Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs (yet)
49. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt
work the other way around.
50. We look great in tank tops.
*Things Guys Think Girls Should Know*
We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend
is an asshole.
We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don't argue with us when we call you
beautiful.
Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know you're pretty, that's one of the
reason's we're going out with
you.
Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps
and
we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
If you really liked us for
us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over
it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you
don't.
When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do
not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What
does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go
pee.
Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you dont't
have to apologize
when you do
something "wrong".
You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while.
We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make
the plans sometimes.
Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what
you wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
Never pretend like you are going to break up with us
and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway.
Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want
us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up
when you're done.
Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend
was. That doesn't turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach.....and maybe....oh
nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
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